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Katie Learning to Knit

by Dan on November 16th, 2005

As if we needed another reason to think Katie Holmes is the coolest expecting scientologist in Hollywood. apparently she’s learning to knit. The copuple is also reportedly “prepping” their nursery. We think Katie should be focusing on prepping herself for the no-painkillers, silent childbirth required by scientology. She’ll be allowed to moan gently, but will be forbidden from screaming as it may traumatize the child. And we all know that child needs to avoid all the trauma it can.

POSTED IN: Katie Holmes, Scientology, TomKat, TomKat Baby

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