Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

It’s a Gir..it’s a bo…oops, nope it’s an ALIEN! TomKats Alien Baby can be yours Today!

by leora on February 1st, 2006

I’ve seen some weird things in my day on Ebay, but this one takes the cake…Everyone wonders about whether or not TomKat are actually pregnant.  Well, this ebayer claims that Katie’s already given birth and has given him the rights to her Alien child:

Don’t Believe the tabloids…thats what my grammy always said. Well for once you were wrong gram-gram! Tom and Katie did it! they proved everyone wrong and had a bouncing baby bo….er…a gorgeous little gir….wait a sec…what the hell is that thing? ok , so its a tad different than everyone elses perfect kid…its kinda bald…slimey…and translucent. Some cultures consider that normal…via Ebay

So yeah, go Bid on TomKat’s Alien baby before it’s too late!  :)

thanks Adam for the tip! :)

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